What would you do if your business partner stole your business and your wife, and then told you he wouldn’t become a Christian unless the Pope showed up at his house and asked him? You kidnap the Pope and take him on a road trip to end all road trips, to save him and your wife.

Marcus M. Mauldin
The Pope

Michael Shawn Starks
Michael Angelica

Michael G. Bath
David Paul Sheba

Maggie Lou Rader
Beth Sheba
Landon Mergler
Spiro

Ryan Wesley Gilreath
Jesse
Daniel Britt
Gums and Roses
Billy Chace
Cardinal Cariott
Brian Phillips
Monsignor Nate Riacco
Mitch Teemley
Bishop Wisp
Joe Zappa
Dimitri Leonid Disputin Kamarozov

Ted Weil
Aloysius Fyodor Pavlonovich "Weebus" Kamarozov

Tess Talbot
Sommelier
Michael Rowlett
Young Michael
Farley Norman
Young David