
The LAFF situation is well in hand!
Gerald Meek and Myrna McAllister go to city hall to apply for a marriage license. Gerald wanders into the Marine Recruiting office by mistake and Sergeant Delaney signs him into the Marine Corps and sends him for a medical examination before Gerald realizes what has happened. He finds himself in uniform and ready to be shipped to boot camp without any delay, other than explain to his intended-bride that Uncle Sam has other plans for him.

Sid Melton
Gerald Sylvester Meek
Mara Lynn
Myrna McAllister
Mara Lynn
Sgt. 'Foghorn' McTaggert

Ida Moore
Grandma Meek

Sam Flint
Col. Flenge

Douglas Evans
Gen. Garvin

Margia Dean
Cpl. Trudy 'Tootie' Frisbee
Richard Monahan
Pvt. Partridge

William Haade
Recruiting Sgt. Delaney
Jack George
Dr. Suture

Paul Bryar
Cpl. Pappodopoli
Ezelle Poule
Mrs. McAllister
Will Orleans
Pvt. White
Richard Farmer
Colonel's Clerk
Jimmy Cross
Court Clerk