
If it's your boss's birthday, you'd better get him a present
In 1957 Brooklyn, small-time mobster George and his sidekick Dip realize they've forgotten the birthday of mob boss Joey, so they engage the services of prostitute Glorice. Joey's reaction to Glorice gives George a promotion, and he's installed as Joey's assistant. George makes the discovery that gender-bent Glorice is not exactly a woman after all. The problem gets worse: Joey intends to marry Glorice, but she plans to blackmail him after the wedding.

David Proval
George Gianfranco

Tony Sirico
Joey "The Heart" Aorta

Candis Cayne
Glorice Kalsheim

Dan Moran
Dip McKenzie

Jerry Grayson
Frank Briles

Marlene Forte
Chica
Bruno Iannone
Ruffo

Frank Adonis
Maderiaga

Nick Raio
Rivello
Frank Lombardi
Glasso
Lenny Steinline
Draft Detective
Lisa Thayer
Waitress
Lee Wong
Chinese Cook

Will Hare
Father Doyle
John Marcus Powell
Gregory Kirk