
At a two-day business conference, God (Simon Callow) decides to romantically pair Terry, a moral crusader, with his "win-at-all-cost" antithesis, Jacqui. However, fate, assisted by unique and corrupt characters, attempt to beset God's arrangements.

Simon Callow
Godfrey

Iain Robertson
Victor

Harry Enfield
Malcolm

Doon Mackichan
Jacqui

Ian Burfield
Terry

Abigail Tarttelin
Beauty Therapist

Rita Davies
Saga Lady 1
Peter Agnelli
Middle age Husband
Deborah Besana
Airport Passenger 1
Rhys Bond
Police Officer
Elspeth Brodie
Shelia Timms

Ed Coleman
Young Detective
Moyna Cope
Saga Lady 2
Max Digby
Angelo - Receptionist

Demetri Goritsas
Brad Angel