Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.
Chris Musselwhite
Himself
Kate Cullinane
Gimli
Robin Renny
Himself
Andrew McSweeney
Francais Tallywacker
Adam van Gelder
John Spate
Adrian Bowley
Shirley Major

Brian Sibley
Himself
Anna Greyson
Interviewer
Kristan Ross
Little Girl / Native
Glen O'Dare
Thug
Julian van Gelder
Himself
Gavin Henry
Savage Henry
Katie McQueen
Hollywood Executive
Jules Ross
Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk
Karen van Gelder
Croydon Film Commissioner