In this spoof of TV cop shows, which served as the pilot to the subsequent short-lived series, a bunch of bumbling misfits and rejects from the police academy, all assembled under a straitlaced but dimwitted captain, fumble their way to success cracking a drug ring run by a blind mobster.

Jonathan Perpich
Sgt. Price Pascall

Ernie Hudson
Night Train

Wings Hauser
Lt. Hobbs

Randi Brooks
Mel

Rick Ducommun
Raid

Lucy Lee Flippin
Rina

Vijay Amritraj
Alphabet

Yana Nirvana
Sgt. Hagerty
Pete Willcox
King

Hank Rolike
Sundance

Keenan Wynn
Butch

Adam West
Capt. Wright
Carl Strano

James Cromwell
Chief Bludhorn

Robert Miranda